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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Private equity firm will finance Harvard research lab, in possible template for future - statnews.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

No go.

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.